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    Hey hey hey, know what I heard?
    Beauty's only skin deep, ugly is to the bone

    Back in the days, I'm not gonna lie
    They used to say I'm ugly, a hurting guy
    They would crack on my lips, and my powder
    Saying I look like yuck without the house or ?Wig Howard?
    ]From junior high to high school they thought I was retarded
    Just because the way I looked, they said I farted
    I was very very sad and you wonder why
    Because my looks and my gear wasn't ultra fly
    I wouldn't even attempt to ask a girl out
    Cause she get around her friends and began to shout"
    "Guess who asked me out to the movies girlfriend
    It was Mark, I told him if the world would end"
    But my parents told me beauty's only skin deep
    If that's true then why do girls think that I'm a creep?
    I even joined the football team to get some recognition
    But that didn't spark the key in a girl's ignition
    They said I'm so ugly I give Anican a headache
    Aw man, that is the icing on the cake!
    So I kick this to all the girls from houses to huts
    I don't care what you think, cause you all are nuts

    I'm an ugly nigga, so what?
    If you don't like the way I look, you can kiss my butt
    I'm an ugly nigga, so what? So what? Ewwwww (Repeat 2x)

    I'm a tell you story that's really bugged
    About a guy with a Benz and he's dealing drugs
    In the begining before he got his riches
    He was so ugly, he gave me the itches
    I mean, if you see him, you think I might be kooky
    But homeboy looked like, um, God-zooky
    I used to crack and joke and say he looked like a star
    And everybody laughed when I said "Mon-star"
    I can't laugh now because it's a new decade
    My guzu-friend got the girls and got it made
    I guess having jewels, having money, having a vehicle
    Makes you sexy, handsome, gorgeous, and adorable
    When you're spending money, giving girls what they want
    Behind your back they talk about you say you're ugly and you front
    Why do you go to bed with someone that you don't like
    Just because they got a nice car like Reverend Ike
    It would be wrong if he heard what you're thinking
    Thinking that he look like, um, Stinking Jenkins
    But let me tell you a secret, he has ESP
    And this is what he whispered in my ear to me

    I'm an ugly nigga, so what?
    Just because I got loot, that's why you give me the butt?
    I'm an ugly nigga, so what? So what? (Repeat 2x)
    Let me tell you how poor I was

    Dome to the doo, and doo to the dome
    For the dome I go to school and for the doo I use a comb
    Now people always ask how are these things known
    Cause the dome does the doing for things that are done at home
    That's why I keep a pick in my knappy fro
    And for lunch I eat Ragu with my sloppy joe
    But at night I be starving, like Messy Marvin
    I get cheap and go settle for the White Castle bargain
    They offer me a lot in the army
    But I'd rather get it second hand from the Salvation Army
    Cause times are getting harder than boot camp
    Man I'm so poor I need to print my face on a food stamp
    So if my hooptie breaks down, I just have to suffer
    And tell Minekie "I'm not gonna pay a lot for this muffler!"
    So I keep clear thoughts as the weeks run
    But even on the beaches, they call me a beach bum
    Something ain't right with me, and that really frightens me
    Cause nowadays girls don't even like to sprighten me
    Some say I'm embarassing, but I got some comparison
    Like if I was on TV, I would be Oscar Madison
    Is there another like me? Only God knows
    Man I should even rap in church cause I wear holy clothes
    But for now I'm just going to do the strut
    And this is what I say to girls from houses to huts

    I'm an ugly nigga, so what?
    Just because I'm poor, that's why you won't give me the butt?
    I'm an ugly nigga, so what? So what? (Repeat 2x)
    Last edited by wizzy; 03-08-2014, 11:55 AM.
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